Nativist Zenophobic Liberal – Wants to provide his family with food AND clothing AND shelter instead of having to choose just one.
Limbaugh Liberal – “Anybody who disagrees with me is a racist!”
Limousine Liberal – Owns a business that will benefit financially from cheap labor. Wants to replace his uppity black landscaper who wants a living wage with a brown one who will take much less, but keep his Liberal cred by still hiring a “minority”.
Latte Liberal – Wants to remove all borders because if he loses his crappy job he can always go back and live in Mommy’s basement.