After two years of unemployment, I got another contract, to my vast surprise, with a financial services company that is trying with all their might (and your TARP bailout money) to become too big to fail. So you and your grandchildren and their grandchildren are paying for my contract out of the taxes you will be paying for generations.

Thanks, all you as yet unborn, for my job. Now I know why the Republicans want as many kids to be born as possible. They will be needed to pay off all the waste and corruption.